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When stalking pays off - I just met @BravoAndy at #sxsw. I win Saturday. (Taken with instagram)

When stalking pays off - I just met @BravoAndy at #sxsw. I win Saturday. (Taken with instagram)

We drink straight from the tap ‘round these parts. (Taken with instagram)

We drink straight from the tap ‘round these parts. (Taken with instagram)

My dad sent over 2 forced hyacinths. The smell is almost masking the fact I didn’t shower today. (Taken with instagram)

My dad sent over 2 forced hyacinths. The smell is almost masking the fact I didn’t shower today. (Taken with instagram)

The boys fighting over who gets to vacuum. I love these kids. (Taken with instagram)

The boys fighting over who gets to vacuum. I love these kids. (Taken with instagram)

February 18th and we just took down our Christmas tree from this spot to give to goodwill. We’re on top of things up in here. (Taken with instagram)

February 18th and we just took down our Christmas tree from this spot to give to goodwill. We’re on top of things up in here. (Taken with instagram)

Cupid is not being very nice to my little guy today. Bright side: I at least get to spend the day with him. #SickLittleMan (Taken with instagram)

Cupid is not being very nice to my little guy today. Bright side: I at least get to spend the day with him. #SickLittleMan (Taken with instagram)

POLL: I have no clue the names of the kids in Lanagan’s preschool class. Do I fill in “preschool friend” on all of them or just leave them blank? #WorstMomOnEarthProblems (Taken with instagram)

POLL: I have no clue the names of the kids in Lanagan’s preschool class. Do I fill in “preschool friend” on all of them or just leave them blank? #WorstMomOnEarthProblems (Taken with instagram)

Homemade chicken parm with penne noodles in less than 30 minutes. Recipe on my blog tonight! (Taken with instagram)

Homemade chicken parm with penne noodles in less than 30 minutes. Recipe on my blog tonight! (Taken with instagram)

Why nap in a crib when there’s Daddy’s chest. Lanagan for some reason thinks it’s the funniest thing ever. (Taken with instagram)

Why nap in a crib when there’s Daddy’s chest. Lanagan for some reason thinks it’s the funniest thing ever. (Taken with instagram)

Hallway toddler races & indoor pool time while Daddy’s in a meeting. (Taken with instagram)

Hallway toddler races & indoor pool time while Daddy’s in a meeting. (Taken with instagram)